Friday, September 5, 2008

I don't usually do this..

but...this time I can't help myself...must post...

Top 10 reasons why Sarah Palin is qualified to be Vice-president of the United States.

#10 – She can pronounce the word “nuclear”.
#9 – Well suited for foreign policy; being from Alaska she knows a lot about the “cold shoulder”.
#8 – We really need someone in leadership with oil interests at heart.
#7 – Can say “Wassila” with a straight face.
#6 – Understands what to do with Federal $$: Supported the Bridge to Nowhere
#5 – Skilled at talking the talk, but not walking the walk: Claims to be fiscally conservative, but as mayor, increased spending in Wassila by 33%, increased taxes by 38%.
#4 – Husband already has title of “First Dude” (See Anchorage Daily News http://dwb.adn.com/news/politics/story/8924080p-8824177c.html)
#3 – Not afraid to use power: as mayor, asked the director of the Wassila Public Library how she could go about banning books.
#2 – Already a cover girl
And

#1 – Two words…

Dick Cheney

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